i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
Megatron’s ‘I’m not taking you seriously’ face.
And now Megatron’s ‘Maybe I should have taken her seriously’ face.
so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”
and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it
and then he kissed it
the child is the chosen one
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film
so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki
if you look hard enough his mom is jensen ackles
and Tarzan is like a baby Misha….
What is wrong with this fandom?